This is my goofy little boy and I love him.

Asker emmathebean Asks:
How Tall is JP? We should get Em and him into Corg modeling.
thecorgi thecorgi Said:

Well, I was going to measure him, but my yard stick seems to have walked off and it’s the only ruler I have (had?). If I remember correctly JP is around a foot tall at the shoulders.

I’ll go buy a ruler tomorrow and measure his legs. I bet there are few corgis who can compete with his long legs!

And yes. JP and Em, professional models. Lets make this happen.

albertthedogo said: His legs look long. He has some sort of corgi superpower.

I think JP is the tallest (or at least longest-legged) corgi in the world.

 

JP, what are you doing.

A lesson to all you crazy, idealistic kids out there: Old people will never understand the internet. And they will never learn how to use social media. They will always take everything said on the internet way too personally.

So, the next time an old person asks you for a blog, or a Facebook group, or a Twitter account, don’t do it.

Just, don’t.

BORED. (mom was taking pictures for work instead of pictures of JP)

JP and his headless chicken watermark.

Because Sawyer asked about it earlier, here’s the info on the leash: Flexi® Neon Tape Retractable Leash. I got the Large because it was the only one that had tape instead of the cord. It’s pretty bright and obnoxious but I like it. I got it at PetSmart on sale.

Because Sawyer asked about it earlier, here’s the info on the leash: Flexi® Neon Tape Retractable Leash. I got the Large because it was the only one that had tape instead of the cord. It’s pretty bright and obnoxious but I like it. I got it at PetSmart on sale.

Just chillin’. I guess you might have noticed JP’s new neon yellow flexi leash. This one is supposed to be super reflective and easy to see at night. It also shows up well in photographs. :/

Someone brought a kiddie pool to the park today. JP was the only one brave enough to get in the water. Everyone else just drank out of it.

Also, someone else’s boy dog peed on a girl dog so now I don’t feel as bad about JP’s “incident.”

“Oh, you think I’m good looking? Bitch please.”

He slipped.

This is so embarassing!

Last night, Nova’s parents brought her little pink princess hat to the dog park. Their parents are coming to visit and Nova’s grandma loves to see Nova dressed up (and Nova loves the attention!) Since Nova hasn’t worn her hat in a while they were getting her used to it again.

Anyway the hat ended up on JP instead. I cannot express to you how hilarious he looked as he ran full sprint around the park, barking at other dogs and ignoring the hat completely. He was the prettiest princess ever!

However, I dont think JP enjoyed being laughed at. I say that because about an hour later, JP walked right up to Nova. And peed on her.

Sigh.